You Are a Two Dollar Bill
You are a very quirky character. In fact, you're so weird that you've got some people doubting your authenticity.
You may not have a lot of money, but you certainly make up for it with creativity and downright wackiness.
You are very resourceful. You're the type of person who is able to barter their way up from a penny to a million dollars.
You don't need money as long as you've got your wits. For people like you, money is practically irrelevant.