Turns out that endomental can be anagrammed (probably not a verb) into: ON LAMENTED. Try your own name out here.
For more pointless silliness, along an advertising vein, try the sloganizer. For endomental:
Have you had your Endomental today?
You like Endomental. Endomental likes you.
8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Endomental.